It seems i may have touched a nerve amongst many in the cannabis world by implying that our sacred seed teams could be in league with the spawn of satan, or the governments and powers that be, so i thought this week i would give you a slighty more light-hearted and almost funny little story about an incident that happened to a friend of mine, not too long ago. And so the story goes....
My friend, he can't drive, but that's probably a good thing, he's a good grower, and his shit takes your head off. If this man were to drive, i would get him to ring me and warn me to stay at home, ha ha. Anyway, he can't drive and has a 9 oz bar of your finest autoflowering cannabis to sell, he's been on the phone, got a buyer and just needs to drop it round to the buyer and collect the money. So what does he do next...
He calls a friend, who's cool and happy to drop him at the destination for a nice smoke when it's done. So, an hour later doorbell rings, all's good and my mate jumps in the car, off to the buyers and collect the cash he thinks. Well, on the way, the two get chatting, then out of nowhere this girl crosses the road and BANG, they hit her!! Oh my god, thinks my mate, the Police will be called and i got a freaking 9oz bar of finest Autoflowering Cannabis here on me, i'm Fucked!!
But, she only jumps up and says, "It's ok, it was my fault, i'm alright, and staggers off before my mate can even offer her a lift, strange, right??? So we jump back in the motor and drive off, pretty bloody quick too! they had a quick chat about how that was a lucky escape, deliver the weed and drive home to a good smoke after a mission well accomplished.
As my mate told me this story, i couldn't believe what i was hearing!! Earlier in the day my sister had come to see me and was a little bashed up. When i asked her what had happened, she explained she had been carrying half a bar of top quality weed, when, being a little stoned, she crossed the road without looking properly and BANG, got hit by a frigging car. As she was carrying at the time, she didn't want to make a fuss, and the 2 lads in the car seemed nice enough, so she got up, said it was her fault and got out of there before the Police came and found her in possession of 4 oz of Autoflowering Cannabis.
Ha, ha, ha, did i laugh, and so did my mate when i told him what had happened. Keep smoking people, and hey, just like my friend, and my sister, you never know who you might bump into.
